animal jokes

Category: "Animal Jokes"
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The hardest thing about riding a horse....

Is hitting the ground!

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posted by "barber7796" |
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As i watched my dog chasing his tail I thought how easily dogs are amused...

Then, I thought how easily amused i am watching my dog chase his tail.

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posted by "shopin55" |
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If you told a cow a really funny joke, could she laugh so hard milk would come out her nose?

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posted by "Laugh and Enjoy Life" |
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A farmer asked the vet to come out to check on his favorite bull who wasn't doing well at all. After checking the bull's vital signs, the vet reached in his black bag and pulled out a rather large pill.

He forced open the bull's mouth and crammed the pill down his gullet. Suddenly the bull jumped up and took off like a banshee, jumping every fence in his way.

The vet exclaimed, "Well, looks like your bull is healed!"

The farmer replied, "Now give me one of those pills. I've gotta catch him!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |