A sheriff walks into a saloon and shouts for everyone’s attention, “Has anyone seen Brown Paper Jake?!?!”
“What does he look like?” asks a cowboy.
“Well,” replies the Sheriff, “he wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper vest, a brown paper shirt, brown paper boots, brown paper pants, and a brown paper jacket.”
“So, what is he wanted for?” asks another cowboy.
“Rustlin!” replies the Sheriff.
I ran away from the hospital, it was time to go. My friend asked me, "Why did you run away from the hospital, right before the surgery?"
"I was scared," I replied.
"The nurse kept saying, 'Don't worry, be courageous, it is only a small operation, nothing will happen, it will take hardly 30 minutes, and so on."
"The nurse was right, she was encouraging you, that's all," replied my friend.
"Nonsense!" I began, "She was not talking to me, she was talking to the doctor!"