A sheriff walks into a saloon and shouts for everyone’s attention, “Has anyone seen Brown Paper Jake?!?!”
“What does he look like?” asks a cowboy.
“Well,” replies the Sheriff, “he wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper vest, a brown paper shirt, brown paper boots, brown paper pants, and a brown paper jacket.”
“So, what is he wanted for?” asks another cowboy.
“Rustlin!” replies the Sheriff.