Would you go someone's funeral if they didn't come to yours???
The only thing Flat-Earthers fear... Is sphere itself.
Did you hear there's a new Prozac virus out?
It screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
Two muffins are sitting in an oven.
First one says, “Boy, it’s hot in here.”
Second one says, “What the heck, a talking muffin!”