Best Jokes

"Doctor my husband is doing weird things lately," a lady complains to her psychiatrist. "I strongly feel something wrong with him."

"What is he doing, Mrs. Bankman, that looks weird to you?" asks the doctor.

"We'll he drinks his cup of tea in the morning and eats the cup leaving the cup's handle out."

The doctor looks startled and after the initial confusion he goes, "It is weird, he leaves the best part out."

I just got a job at the local Taxi cab company,

Now I just need to find a ride to get there!!!

I just figured out how to get into Pandora... Use a credit card!

My cute little Granddaughter asks me, "Grandpa can I have $10 please?"

I said, "Well sure hun what's it for?"

She says, "Well you old tightwad every time I ask for a twenty spot you say No!!!"