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Favorite this joke My wife kicked me out of the house because my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression was really bad.
But don’t worry...
I’ll return!
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My wife is mad at me, says I have no sense of direction.
So I packed all my bags and right!
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I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent.
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2014: Didn't jog.
2015: Didn't jog.
2016: Didn't jog.
2017: Didn’t jog.
2018: Didn’t jog.
2019: Didn’t jog.
2020: Still haven’t jogged.
This is a running joke.
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