elderly jokes

Category: "Elderly Jokes"
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Senior citizens have taken to texting with gusto. They even have their own vocabulary:

BFF: Best Friend Fainted
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered by Medicare
FWB: Friend with Beta-blockers
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

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posted by "HENNE" |
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Did you hear about the ninety-two-year old man who married a woman of eighty-four?

They spent their entire honeymoon getting out of the car.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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You know you're getting old, when walk past a cemetery and two guys begin running after you with shovels.

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posted by "D-Gellybean" |
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Out in Kansas, tornadoes often hit with sudden devastation, and without warning. In one case, a house was completely whisked away leaving only the foundation and first floor. A silver-haired farm lady was seen sitting dazed, in a bathtub, the only remaining part of the house left above the floor.

The rescue squad rushed to her aid and found her unhurt. She was just sitting there in the tub, talking to herself. "It was the darndest thing... it was the darndest thing," she kept repeating dazedly.

"What was the darndest thing, Ma'am?" asked one of the rescuers.

"I was visiting my daughter here, taking a bath and all I did was pull the plug and the whole house suddenly drained away."

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posted by "HENNE" |