bar & drinking jokes

"Waiter! Waiter!" said a guy in a restaurant. 5-55 minutes later. "Waiter! Waiter!" said the guy. In the kitchen, "Someone is calling you, sir," said the cook to the waiter. "I know. I'm waiting," said the waiter.

Q: Why was the guys fee free?
A: Because he added an "r"

Why doesn’t psychotherapy work on men?
“They don’t have to go back to their childhood.”

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife, over a disconnected telephone in a dark room, looking for a black cat that wasn't even there.