family jokes

Category: "Family Jokes"
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Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, a father asked the boy how much his last date had cost.

The son thought for a minute and then replied, "Oh, about $15 I think."

"Well," said the father, "I'm proud of you for finally coming up with an inexpensive evening."

"To be honest Dad," the son went on, "we'd have spent more, but that was all the money she had."

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posted by "HENNE" |
2 votes

Father: Son, today is your exam. If you fail, that's it, don't ever call me your father again. Got it?

Son: Okay dad! I'll do my best!

After the exam..

Father: So, how's the exam?

Son: Sorry Sir, do I know you?

2 votes
posted by "Alydar" |
1 votes

I walked into my sister's kitchen and found my nephew having a snack. "Where's your mother?" I asked.

"She is upstairs, said she was going to take a shower. Hang on, let me check."

He stepped into the nearby bathroom and flushed the toilet. A second later a sharp yell came from upstairs.

My nephew walked back out and said, "Yep, she's in the shower."

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posted by "outward" |
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Hanging up with my 90-year-old mother, I sighed, then said to 
my 96-year-old uncle, “She’s so 

He shook his head sympathetically and warned, “You’re going to have trouble with her when she gets old.”

16 votes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Mary" |