family jokes

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A mom's teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account.

"The bank returned the check you wrote to the sporting goods store," she said.

"Oh good," he said, "Now I can use it to buy a new iPad!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Kathy was shopping in the mall with her two children and a display in the window of a lingerie store caught her eye.

"Do you think Daddy would like this?" she asked the kids, as she pointed to the lacy pajamas with matching robe.

"No way," four-year-old Rian replied. "Daddy would NEVER wear that!"

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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I informed my grandson that our cousin was coming to the swimming pool with us. He sighed, "Oh no. The H word."

Alarmed, I inquired, "The H word?"

"Yup," he answered. "Hugs!"

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posted by "catlover" |
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A little boy came home eating a big candy bar. Seeing the candy bar, his mother remembered he had already spent all his allowance money. Surprised, she asked him where he got it.

"I bought it at the store with the dollar you gave me," he said.

"But that dollar was for Sunday School," his mother replied.

Smiling, the boy said, "I know, Mom, but the Pastor met me at the door and got me in for free!"

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posted by "HENNE" |