This guy wanted a boat more than anything. His wife kept refusing, but he bought one anyway. "I'll tell you what," he told her. "In the spirit of compromise, why don't you name the boat?"
Being a good sport, she accepted. When her husband went to the dock for his maiden voyage, this is the name he saw painted on the side: "For Sale"
What can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner.
I just stepped on a Cornflake...
Now I am officially a cereal killer.
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the laundromat?
He woke up an hour ago.