Best Jokes

"I'm telling you, nothing is impossible!"

"Oh yeah, try slamming a revolving door."

Skeleton 1: This isn't your best work.

Skeleton 2: I know. My heart isn't in it.

"I hope you didn't take it personally, Pastor," an embarrassed woman said after a church service, "when my husband walked out during your sermon."

"I did find it rather disconcerting," the preacher replied.

"It's not a reflection on you, sir," insisted the churchgoer.

"Ralph has been walking in his sleep ever since he was a child."

Knock knock ... Who's there?

Boo

Boo who?

You don't need to cry it's just a joke!