Best Jokes

My friend told me I needed to get in shape.

I told him, "Round is a shape."

What goes "oooooooooooooooo!!!"?

A cow with no lips.

If Mississippi wears her New Jersey, what does Delaware?

I dunno, Al-ask-a.

Someone threw a bottle of mayonnaise at me yesterday...

I was like, "What the Hellmann?!?!"