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Favorite this joke Two men are on opposite sides of the river.
The first man shouts, “How do I get to the other side of the river?”
The other man yells, “Dude, you are on the other side of the river!”
"Doctor, Doctor, I Feel Like A Dustbin."
"Don't Talk Rubbish!"
"Last weekend I ran a half marathon!”
"Really?"
"Well no, not really, but it sounds so much better than saying 'I quit halfway through a full marathon.'”
A pair of robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers.
The first one shouted, ''Nobody move!''
When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.
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