Best Jokes

Frank hadn't been to a class reunion in decades. When he walked into this latest one, he thought he recognized a woman over in the corner, so he approached her and extended his hand in greeting, saying, "You look like Helen Brown!"

"Well," the woman snapped back, "you don't look so great in blue, either!"

My husband works in a former supermarket that was remodeled to accommodate professional offices.

One day he overheard his receptionist giving directions over the phone.

"Remember the old grocery store?" she asked the caller. "Well, you'll find us in the meat department."

In which battle did Napoleon Die?

His last one!

At work, one co-worker says to another, "Excuse me, may I disturb you shortly?"

"Of course, what is it?"

"Nothing, I just wanted to disturb you."