Best Jokes

Two college girls looking at their car's flat tire.

"I don't understand?"

"What?"

"How come the bottom part of the tire always gets a flat?"

"Good question!"

"How did the man feel after being run over by a car?"

Answer: "Tired."

A hunting party, hopelessly lost in the mountains, blamed their guide for leading them astray.

"You told us you were the best guide in Colorado!" they cried.

"I am," he said, "but I think we're in Wyoming now."

A man arrives at a rest home for his first day. He is greeted at the door by a woman.

She says, "You look like my 7th husband."

The man replies, "How many times have you been married?"

"Six."