Best Jokes

A guy told his friends, "I left my job because of illness and fatigue."

Turns out his boss just got sick and tired of him.

I asked my grandma what health problems ran in our family, for a school project.

She said she couldn't really think of any.

"So you've been pretty healthy all your life?" I asked.

"Yep." she replied contentedly.

"So you've never been bed ridden?" I went on.

"Lord yes, hundreds of times, and once in a buggy!"

Telling his grandson about his days as a Golden Gloves contestant, Max said, "The bell rang, and we met in the center of the ring. First he threw a left cross, then came the right cross."

Max hesitated and his grandson asked, "Then what happened?"

"Then," sighed Max, "came the Red Cross."

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?