Best Jokes

My girlfriend told me I was one in a million.

When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right.

Well we just cut the Cable...

Facebook offers the Jerry Springer show, Dr. PhIL, Rachel Ray and Captain Kangaroo all on one channel -- Facebook -- gotta love it!!!

A nervous passenger decided to purchase flight insurance at the ticket counter.

She had some time before the flights departure, so she stopped in a Chinese restaurant in the concourse.

She started to shake as she read her fortune cookie...

“Today’s investment will pay big dividends!”

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

"You only spook when you are spooken to!"