Best Jokes

Did you hear about the turtle being shot at in the army?

He was SHELL shocked!

A great number of years ago there was a proposed merger between Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers.

Rumor had it that the new company would be called . . . Fairwell Honeychild!

What happens when a police officer gets into bed?

He becomes an undercover cop.

A culinary student was learning to make a proper gravy.

His teacher asked, "Did you start with a roux?"

"No, too time consuming," replied the student.

The teacher sternly replied, "Rouxs are meant to be enforced!"