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Favorite this joke A minister had just finished an excellent fried chicken dinner at the home of a congregation member when he saw a rooster come strutting through the yard.
"That's certainly a proud-looking rooster," the minister commented.
"Yes, sir," replied the farmer. "He has reason to be proud-- one of his sons just entered the ministry."
The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I don't recognize this court!"
"Any why not?" asked the Judge, sternly.
"Because you've had it decorated since the last time I was here."
The new father ran out of the delivery room and announced to the rest of his family who were waiting for the news: "We had twins!"
The family was so excited they immediately asked, "Who do they look like?"
The father paused, smiled, and said, "Each other!"
Whichever traffic lane you change to will always move slower than the one you left...
This also applies to the lines you stand in as well.
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