Best Jokes

My wife found a twenty in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them.

I had to turn her in to the authorities....

For money laundering.

A young boy asks his dad, “What is the difference between confident and confidential?”

The dad replies, “You are my son, I’m confident about that. But see your friend over there? He is also my son. That’s confidential.”

A guy told his friends, "I left my job because of illness and fatigue."

Turns out his boss just got sick and tired of him.

Telling his grandson about his days as a Golden Gloves contestant, Max said, "The bell rang, and we met in the center of the ring. First he threw a left cross, then came the right cross."

Max hesitated and his grandson asked, "Then what happened?"

"Then," sighed Max, "came the Red Cross."