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Favorite this joke Why didn’t the frog sit on the toadstool?
Because there wasn’t mushroom.
I spent the night in a really old hotel last night.
They sent me a wake-up letter.
A little boy was sitting in the lunch room with his friend. He unwrapped his sandwich and said, “Peanut butter!”
The next day, with the same little friend, opening his sandwich, he said, “Would you look at that, peanut butter again.” But he got it down.
The third day, “Can you believe it. Three days in a roll, peanut butter again!”
The boy’s little friend said, “Why don’t you tell your mother to stop making those peanut butter sandwiches and fix you something different?”
He said, “Now, don’t you talk about my mother like that. I make these sandwiches myself.”
How do babies get their belly buttons?
When God finishes making little babies, He lines them all up in a row. Then he walks along in front of them. He pokes each one in the tummy with His finger and says, “You’re done…you’re done…you’re done…"
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