Best Jokes

Q: How did the Antartian break his leg raking leaves?
A: He fell out of the tree.

Q: How did the Antartian die drinking milk?
A: The cow stepped on her.

Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them!

Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
A: He liked a good croak and dagger.

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."

Q: Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?
A: He couldn't concentrate.

Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit?
A: Curly hare.