Best Jokes

Tom: Did you ever see the Catskill Mountains?

Jerry: No, but I’ve seen what cats do to mice!

Policeman: What are you looking for, Mister, did you lose something?

Man: Yes, I lost my watch.

Policeman: Where did you lose it?

Man: On Tenth Street.

Policeman: But this is Twelfth Street.

Man: I know. But when I dropped it, it was still running.

"You ought to be ashamed," the father told his lazy son. "When George Washington was your age, he had become a surveyor and a hard worker."

"And when he was your age," the boy replied, "he was President of the United States!"

After Pablo and Marta got into an argument, she left for her mother’s home. Pablo called her mother’s home after a few days but his mother-in-law said that Marta was in no mood to talk to him.

A few more days went by and Pablo called again only to be greeted by the same reply.
He called again after a couple of days and the mother-in-law said to him, “Why do you keep calling when you know the answer?”

Pablo replied, “Because I love to hear it again and again. It’s music to my ears.”